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"I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on."
Josephine Baker
Upcoming Quotations
  January 22 "Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability."
~ George Bernard Shaw
  23 "If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
~ William A. Orton
  24 "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
~ Kin Hubbard
  25 "Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory."
~ John Kenneth Galbraith
  26 "I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money."
~ Pablo Picasso
  27 "No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."
~ W. H. Auden
  28 "The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist, Jack."
~ H. L. Mencken
  29 "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
~ Franklin P. Jones
  30 "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
~ Oscar Wilde
  31 "She got her good looks from her father -- he's a plastic surgeon."
~ Groucho Marx
  February 1 "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
~ Mark Twain
  2 "Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."
~ Robert Frost
  3 "I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate."
~ Lady Astor
  4 "It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."
~ Herman Melville
  5 "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
~ Walt Disney
  6 "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
~ Albert Einstein
  7 "My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way!"
~ Al Capone
  8 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
~ Bob Hope
  9 "Growing old isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
~ Maurice Chevalier
  10 "We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
~ Will Rogers
  11 "A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."
~ Laurence J. Peter
  12 "The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is."
~ Oscar Wilde
  13 "A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
~ William E. Vaughn
  14 "Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer."
~ Ernest Holmes
  15 "The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
~ Walter Bagehot
  16 "Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth."
~ Samuel Johnson
  17 "Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know."
~ Bertrand Russell
  18 "Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
~ George Burns
  19 "America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people."
~ Gloria Steinem
  20 "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
~ Groucho Marx
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