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"What history teaches us is that men have never learned anything from it."
Georg Wilhelm Hegel
Upcoming Quotations
  December 18 "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more intrested he is in her."
~ Agatha Christie
  19 "Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem."
~ John Galsworthy
  20 "There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world: and that is an idea whose time has come."
~ Victor Hugo
  21 "Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."
~ Will Rogers
  22 "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
~ Woody Allen
  23 "Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. "
~ Margaret Atwood
  24 "An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
  25 "High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead."
~ Christopher Morley
  26 "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
~ Robert Frost
  27 "It's what you learn after you know it all that counts."
~ John Wooden
  28 "Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance."
~ George Bernard Shaw
  29 "We are all here for a spell. Get all the laughs you can."
~ Will Rogers
  30 "If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."
~ Martin Luther
  31 "The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
~ Lao-Tzu
  January 1 "Anytime you don't want anything, you get it."
~ Calvin Coolidge
  2 "Insanity is hereditary -- you can get it from your children."
~ Sam Levenson
  3 "If you can't convince them, confuse them."
~ Harry Truman
  4 "There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them."
~ Alexandre Ledru-Rollin
  5 "The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge."
~ Bertrand Russell
  6 "The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously."
~ Samuel Butler
  7 "The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes."
~ Frank Lloyd Wright
  8 "Love doesn't make the world go around. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
~ Franklin P. Jones
  9 "Take away love and our earth is a tomb."
~ Robert Browning
  10 "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
~ Mark Twain
  11 "The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer."
~ Will Rogers
  12 "People need good lies. There are too many bad ones."
~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
  13 "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."
~ R. D. Laing
  14 "When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package"
~ John Ruskin
  15 "Marriage is a great institution; but I'm not ready for an institution, yet."
~ Mae West
  16 "All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble."
~ Raymond Hull
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